a sock used to keep all your spare change because your wallet cant support coins
it is safe to assume that this person is jewish
it is safe to assume that this person is jewish
2 guys buying a drink
guy1: hey man do you have 2 bucks on you?
guy2: sure do bro (guy2 pulls out his jew sock)
guy1: dude what the fuck is that?!
guy2: it is my jew sock
guy1: hey man do you have 2 bucks on you?
guy2: sure do bro (guy2 pulls out his jew sock)
guy1: dude what the fuck is that?!
guy2: it is my jew sock
by And1Axel April 7, 2010
Get the jew sock mug.A stray sock often found beneath the bed of a teenage boy with a strangely stiffened texture used primarily as a recepticle for masturbatory ejaculate . Use has possibly increased due to current concerns for the environment as the item is reusable unlike tissues .
Mum - Johnny , I must try another brand of fabric condition as I had to boil wash the sock i found under your bed as it was so stiff !
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
by chris ord June 27, 2010
Get the swamp sock mug.A dong sock is any object that is placed over a man's penis with the hope of keeping it warm and completely functional. A plethora of objects can be used as dong socks: standard tube socks, fuzzy condoms, duct tape (sticky-side-out for safety), a snake skin, or one of those furry things that you put over the driver in your golf bag.
If one was stuck in the Arctic wilderness with his best friend, and his friend died, one could cut open his abdomen and use him as a dong sock, much like Luke did with his Tauntaun on Hoth.
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