Ninja Reacharound

Unexpected joy from a nearly invisible source.

I didn't expect to enjoy that new Roland Emmerich film so much, but the experience was certainly a ninja reacharound.

by vernacular_ninja November 12, 2009

Ninjamation

The guestamation of a fuckin' Ninja.

"That ninja has some badass ninjamation skills, he ninjamated the exact time that dude was gonna get punched in the face!"

by ThatNinja January 2, 2011

comedy ninja

Someone who is not normally funny displaying brief and unexpected humor.

Marie-elaine is a comedy ninja, you never know where she will strike.

by dj freq August 22, 2005

Fruit ninja

Some who try’s to harm themselves picking left or right

I was just about to play fruit ninja

by Skeetsheet23 July 21, 2021

Nocturnal Octopus Ninja

A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.

Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.

Tom: Wow...

by VISAGEdeDUNETTE December 21, 2010

Sex Ninja

A person who can engage in sexual intercourse or masturbation so stealthily that the people in the adjoining room do not suspect a thing.

Dave: Dude, did your parents cath you and whats-her'face screwing last night?

Ed: No way, man. I'm a sex ninja.

by Wesker June 11, 2006

ninja bukkake

v. to bukkake in a sneaky or stealthy manner
see bukkake

Upon waking, Mary thought she'd been visited by the semen fairy; she didn't realize that Larry and Ed had ninja bukkake'd her during the night.

by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 16, 2005