mittens

a ridiculous way to hide your drunken mistakes

After he wrecked his bike in a drunken stupor, he came to work with "mittens" on

by AJ mittens May 13, 2014

Mitten kitten

A female residing in or native to lower peninsula Michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (Ex. Mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) Mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. Usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her sexy messy bun.

Of course she can build a bonfire, she's a mitten kitten.

by Dunechix92 May 18, 2017

mutter-fucking

When a person angrily swears under their breath. All that can be understood are the expletives, between unintelligible mutterings.

She heard him mutter-fucking in the other room, and wondered what had made him so angry.
Tripping over the toy truck, he stubbed his toe, and mutter-fucked his way to the freezer to ice his wound.
He didn't think that it was fair for his boss to ask him to stay late, but he finished the project, mutter-fucking his boss the entire time.

by uglydreamer December 23, 2017

Mutton Chop

The area above a full figured womans vagina. Also known as a "gunt".

I just had to tell my boyfriend to hurry up with giving me oral delights as I was getting tired of holding up my "mutton chop."

by xxkookie70 September 28, 2018

mutton jugs

Uncommon British slang. Slightly insulting way of saying "using your head" or "use your brains"

Mutton Jeff is Cockney rhyming slang for deaf, or someone who refuses to listen,

Jugs refers to jug handles, meaning your ears.

What's between your ears? Your head.

"Spot on. That's using the old loaf, mutton jugs."

Or in American English: "You're right. Way to use the old gray matter, meat head."

by Kingdragonfly September 26, 2019

Muttongilbzilla

A dude or a dudette, usually overweight, who eats mutton (lamb) every day of the week without fail.

Gilbert here is a muttongilbzilla

by velocirex November 27, 2019

Metten

(einen) Metten
Umgangssprachlich = (einen) Kiffen

A:“Lass einen Metten“
B:“Gute Idee“

by HintenLinks September 30, 2020