yummy mummy 1.(n). A middle-aged woman
worthy of a good seeing to, eg.
Helen Mirren. 2.(n). A young mother with a
fantastic arse pushing a buggy.
worthy of a good seeing to, eg.
Helen Mirren. 2.(n). A young mother with a
fantastic arse pushing a buggy.
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Muss-y
(noun)
Definition:
Any Man's creation of a False Vagina, made by pulling his own Penis and the testicles back between his legs and standing with is legs together to hide them.
When viewed from the front, the male genitals then resemble the female vulva.
Muss-y
(noun)
Definition:
Any Man's creation of a False Vagina, made by pulling his own Penis and the testicles back between his legs and standing with is legs together to hide them.
When viewed from the front, the male genitals then resemble the female vulva.
I once saw my sister's junk, so later I stood in the mirror and made a mussy and rubbed it.
A Mussy Haiku
You can't make Mussy
In the morning 'till you've peed
Then it's Mussy Time
A Mussy Haiku
You can't make Mussy
In the morning 'till you've peed
Then it's Mussy Time
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