"aww man i got a muddy crutch last night dude"
"aww sick man, what happend"
"i gave her some alabama grills, with some ice"
"aww sick man, what happend"
"i gave her some alabama grills, with some ice"
by jonny puzzle November 30, 2008
In a dream i had.. I enter one of those classic cowboy saloons.Piano player on the right.Bar a few paces ahead.And to the left, the staircase to the whores.I go upstairs and start to get in a bed with a beautiful woman and she pulls her panties up to reveal a gravy like slop and proclaims,"I've got the Muddy Scudders". End of dream.---I've never heard it before in waking life.Had to post.
by T.$. December 01, 2016
Deep anal penetration followed by a rapid pull out. Resulting in a shower of fecal spray all over her vagina.
"I shouldn't have eaten that muddy oyster."
by papwin May 04, 2013
verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.
noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out
noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out
by davekriz January 18, 2008
During sexual intercourse the male s***s in his hand and slaps a b**** across the face
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While f****** your mom last night I gave her the muddy paw I s*** in my hand and slapped her in the jaw.
by Boomer5798 November 28, 2013
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