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weed mouse

a person who is only your friend for your weed, you can tell if your friend is a weed mouse if he does not even know your last name. can also be a person who secretly and quietly steals your weed that you stashed.
" Eh man, who the hell are you?! you ain't nothing but a weed mouse!!"
by kelsicoca May 14, 2013
mugGet the weed mousemug.

El mouse

A Spanish mouse who loves to say lmao. You can also pronounce this word Lmouse.
El mouse bro thats pretty funny
by Ginger_jesus1234 July 20, 2019
mugGet the El mousemug.

trash mouse

A dirty mousey dude who doesn't know how to keep his apartment clean and you only realize this once you wake up after going home with him the night before. Basically, a boy in his twenties who is filthy.
Brad is such a trash mouse. He's gotta learn how to keep up with his dishes!
by Fanneycandy December 10, 2017
mugGet the trash mousemug.

Cop a Mouse

To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
“Careful with the fight tonight. You wouldn't want to cop a mouse.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
mugGet the Cop a Mousemug.

mortimer mouse

an underrated mickey mouse rival.

is also known as Nortimer. Noose, he is dating Ghengis Khan pete.
kale: bro i love mortimer mouse sm
sketch: PISS OFF HES MINE
by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022
mugGet the mortimer mousemug.

Drops Mouse

This means the truth has been written/typed in a chat and no other words or information is needed. Straight to the point. Boom, enough typed. Simliar to "drops mic", but typed instead of spoken.
Can be a hashtag at end of a text or chat like #dropsmouse.
Ex coworker on chat - "My new job sucks, any chance my position is still available?"
Old boss on chat- "Like we want you back after you broke all of the code and bailed on us ....drops mouse"
by Azgolfgeek February 15, 2017
mugGet the Drops Mousemug.

Cock Mouse

A horny or touchy girl under the height of 5'4, or what you deem to be short
Person 1: "(person 2), your such a cock mouse, you know that?"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
by Mimmidae May 15, 2019
mugGet the Cock Mousemug.

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