What a peroxy-moron! Donald Trump wants to put up a wall to prevent illegal aliens from entering the US, yet he has a system to provide them with phony papers, and has been employing them under the table at his resorts for years.
by Randspan February 9, 2019
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by Randspan February 9, 2019
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Lindsay had to change seats and tires once a week, just to see what it was like. She also had to stick her tongue in an outlet, hit a landmine with a hammer, and skydive into a building at least once in life, or it wasn't a life, but she also has to preach to other people about not using their common sense, and about how they should straighten out their lives, since she needed to see what it was like to be a hypocrite like everyone else (except without realizing it). It must be fun to be a moron.
by Solid Mantis December 29, 2019
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Lindsay never told people about the times she fucked something up, since she liked to keep hearing them tell her about lucky she was to still be alive. Nobody ever told her anything harsh though, such as most morons wouldn't still be here today if they used your (lack of) judgment or self control. She was allowed by other people to talk her shit about every moron in the world, but the minute anybody did the same to her, they were cold hearted, or mean spirited, or nasty, always the other person was the bad guy.
by Solid Mantis December 29, 2019
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