jizz mop

1) An item someone uses regularly to clean up the ejaculatory fluid they expel after masturbation.

2) A person who cleans the "Nudey Booths" after a man has finished watching the show he paid for. AKA Jizz Mopper *made its way into pop culture from the 1994 cult classic 'Clerks'*

1) I had this bad-ass Nirvana T-shirt I got when I was in fourth grade, it doesnt fir anymore so I use it for a jizz mop.

2) Did you know that Jizz Moppers make 14 bucks an hour?

by Talon Tipton January 10, 2007

Don't you have something to mop up?

A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.

Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!

Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?

by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009

dirty mop slide

When your keg is kicked and you mop the spillage off the floor, wring it down some guy's ass crack and drink it. Also known as the double anal mop drop.

How desperate are you for the only free beer at 3am?

by lower frederick April 1, 2004

Mexican Mop

The act of strapping 2 wet towels, t-shirts, or other soft items to the bottoms of your feet and walking/moving on a hard surface to clean.

Pedro couldn't find his mop to clean his floor, so he got 2 old t-shirts from his closet and put shampoo on them - He made a Ghettofabulous Mexican Mop.

by Pedro L. January 10, 2008

Switzerland Mop

when a girl sits on someone's face with her vagina and wipes it all over that person's face from forehead to chin and ear to ear.

That guy has syphilis or gonorrhea on his nose because he let that smut give him the Switzerland Mop. So he went back and gave that slore the dolphin.

by Jerz Joker March 25, 2011

clot mop

Tampax tampon sanitary towel.

Man, the beach was utterly discusting, all sorts; used clot mops, skin willies and logs of shit

by Brucester September 16, 2006

twat mop

any rag used after sex to clean up the "mess".

Lynn snacthed up a twat mop to wipe her cunt before she got off the bed.

by S. Michael December 6, 2007