Mongolian Wetnap

When a girl spits in a guy's eye and then sits on his face.

"We were so drunk last night that I let her mongolian wetnap me"

by Abby Foxhaven December 28, 2009

mongo be good stick

any blunt, pole like object e.g wooden stick or metal bar, that can be used to beat mongos when they interrupt a fine evenings cinema viewing.

Quick get the mongo be good stick out

by sdo1234 November 28, 2010

Mongolian bloodbath

Having intercourse with a girl that squirts while she has her period to cause her to squirt blood

While I was fucking that bitch she gave me a Mongolian bloodbath

by Roadkill999 January 22, 2012

Mongolian Explosion

When you are in the midst of penetration during intercourse, and you sneeze, fart, and ejaculate at the same time.

Tim hooked up one night after drinking and wound up with a languorous Mongolian Explosion. She still called him the next day though.

by Scott Kent VT baybee August 15, 2016

Mongolian Battering Ram

This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.

Guy: Dude how was your weekend?

Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.

Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.

by Stoney69 January 5, 2019

Cyclops Mongoloid

A zombie like species that originated in Washington, DC.

Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.

Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.

The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.

Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.

Keep your distance or you will be infected.

Lisa: Oh my god, look at the cyclops mongoloid driving next to us

Michele: We better keep our distance.

Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.

by KatieLady321 July 25, 2011

Inner Mongolia

A euphemism for whatever one defines as their own special physical pleasure-inducing space, eg a body part

"So did he go to your Inner Mongolia?"
"No, that night he only got to my Outer Mongolia..."

by Innermongolia January 11, 2014