Someone so self absorbed that no one else matters. Every bad event in their life must have a reason that excuses it.
If my child gets in trouble at school, it's because the teacher hates them.
If my child doesn't make the cheer team, it must be because she has short hair.
If my husband cheats on me, it must be caused by the medication he takes for a workman's comp injury.
If my son gets injured doing an activity that I know is dangerous and gets hurt, it must be the fault of the fireman who came to help him.
If I don't have enough money to pay my bills, or for Club soccer, or cheer, or back to school shopping, or college, I will get my kids to lie about their circumstances, I will fill out faulty claims to insurance, I will pretend to be unable to work, I will over inflate prices of repairs and lie to my landlord.
I am a me monster, how dare you focus on your life.
If my child doesn't make the cheer team, it must be because she has short hair.
If my husband cheats on me, it must be caused by the medication he takes for a workman's comp injury.
If my son gets injured doing an activity that I know is dangerous and gets hurt, it must be the fault of the fireman who came to help him.
If I don't have enough money to pay my bills, or for Club soccer, or cheer, or back to school shopping, or college, I will get my kids to lie about their circumstances, I will fill out faulty claims to insurance, I will pretend to be unable to work, I will over inflate prices of repairs and lie to my landlord.
I am a me monster, how dare you focus on your life.
by 2kermitthefrog August 29, 2013
Get the me monster mug.Any idea, craze or cultural phenomenon made up from otherwise long dead and/or unlikely parts but has for some reason recently sparked general interest, becomes a monster, and then when your thoroughly sick of the bastard you cant get rid of it!
Fucking hell, that bastard annoying frog doing engine noises has become a right Frankensteins Monster! Pass the pitch fork, someone!
by ..WiL May 19, 2005
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when your mom tries to wrap a present but instead covers it with tape in order to hide her crappy wrapping job
by Graciela Mason April 23, 2009
Get the tape monster mug.The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster
Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster
Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!
Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!
Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!
Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!
Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!
Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!
by cookielovers June 4, 2009
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masculine variation on menstruate,
When a man displays behavior that is reminiscent of mood swings brought on by the female monthy cycle.
masculine variation on menstruate,
When a man displays behavior that is reminiscent of mood swings brought on by the female monthy cycle.
by Peter Thomas October 13, 2005
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or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down
or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down
by Paublo Sanchez July 1, 2006
Get the horizontal monster mash mug.One who creeps from house to house at night and places his/hers, genetals upon ones forhead while one is sleeping.
by MEOFF JACK March 10, 2004
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