Le Monke

Le Monke is a monkey that has been turned into a meme. A video on youtube has been doing around of this monkey saying uh oh stinky.

Person 1: Uh oh. STINKY!
Person 2: POOP AHHAH!
Person 1: POOPY FUNNY POOPY!

Le Monke.

by SMD420GANGANG October 13, 2019

Going monk

Doing something like its your job! Going pro.

"He had nine hat tricks in yesterdays game"
"Holy shit! nine?!"
"yep he was going monk.

by Tkirvs September 8, 2010

monks walk

A small public footpath close to thorpe park, surrey.Where i spend my winter months ravaging stray moldy burger king double cheeseburgers for food, hoping to get a look at the amazing new flat rides.Usually i can get a photo that actually shows the top of the ride "slightly" obscured by the nemesis inferno station.My only friend is a tincan named david stevenson who i talk to everyday and execute plans to destroy alton towers.Damn them

"What the feck"

That's what the security guards said to me

by David Jayne willaims January 22, 2005

jack monk

stupid or retarded person.

dude your such a jack monk.
brah,your sister is a jack monk but i would do her.

by Cracka-Jack October 12, 2007

Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.

Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis

by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021

monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own

that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.

by life alchemist May 24, 2018

French Monk

A midget rapper.

Peter: "Isn't that guy in that rap group a midget?"
Paul: "Yeah I think so".
Mary: "Oh yeah, he's a French Monk".

by The French Monker November 22, 2010