Monaco

A master of martial arts but also loves to do side activities, like making bird houses. Someone is also looked up to for guidance, to see if they are worthy to become a monaco

I would kill my entire family to be a monaco

by Connconn44 April 22, 2015

MOballer

A person of lesser inteligence who uses smilies and the word Tfff to raise their post count on internet forums.

If you don't stop being a MOballer you are going to get your posts waxed.

by Big MOballer November 24, 2006

Manbastard

any man who's messes you around or is just an asshole can be defined as a manbastard

all guys are manbastards!!

by bobpq February 7, 2010

Mombassa Bench Press

I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legs lift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.

“Missed you at the pub Randy, where were you?”

“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”

by captaincrunk March 27, 2020

Joel Monaghan

Getting a head job from ugly women

Man I was pissed last night, I got this HJ from this ugly bitch. I felt like Joel Monaghan.

by Cometh the dog November 7, 2010

Mona

In Venetian dialect It has 3 different meanings:
1. The vagina
2. A very stupid person

3. Used in idiomatic phrases (f.e. “Va’ in Mona” “go fuck yourself”)

“Gianni, te si veramente un Mona”
“John, you’re literally a moron”

“A Mona de to mare!” (used as interjection)
“Your mother’s cunt”

by venetonelcuore01 January 3, 2021

Momba

A raid of a certain race or species who are generally not wanted there

God damn momba's are coming, mother fuckers better learn not to come around my town.

by Orcking January 18, 2017