disco mitt

A woman's genital area on which there is a mammoth amount of pubic hair, referring to giant afros of the disco era.

I found a Playboy from the 70's and every girl in it had a disco mitt.
I really wanted to eat her pussy but I couldn't get through the damn disco mitt.

by Lennyoracle October 14, 2005

Minty Magoo

To coat one's penis in mint-flavoured ice, and then thrust it into the vagina of an aroused female.

She wis pure agape when he took her wi' the old Minty Magoo unsuspectin' like.

by Grey Kenshin Sucka August 15, 2006

Matty ice

This word describes a person of great athletic ability. This person can hit 450ft piss rockets and throw low 90s with ease. They can also max bench 400lbs and they are mostly likely to be found in their basement sweating from either working out and eating protein or taking dubs in fortnite.

Is that Matty ice that just hit a 450ft bomb.

Did Matty ice just take a 15 kill solo dub while benching 300lbs.

by Iigma November 2, 2019

Smush Mitten

Fine Ass Pussy, you would love to have intercourse with

Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.

Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes

Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck

by gnix February 26, 2009

Mittconception

A fundamental belief of Mitt Romney's, based on mistaken understanding of an issue (one of many).

"Romney wants to eliminate President Obama’s Affordable Care Act, and stated that doing so will IMPROVE racial inequities in healthcare?! What a Mittconception - actually said that at the NAACP Annual Convention too!!"

"Mitt Romney says he's unemployed? Dude, that's another Mittconception. He has no idea what it's like to depend on a weekly paycheck."

by VGBaby July 19, 2012

minty

A word of Seth Cohen (The O.C). meaning a bit loser-ish in a gay kind of way.

"Ryan you've been playing the pirate game? That's a bit minty"

by stefannyy March 25, 2008

Squish Mitten

a term used when refering to a woman's vagina. see also Quiver Bone

I put my quiver bone in her squish mitten

by otsego January 3, 2008