Second Mile

When you are already poor and someone fucks you in the butt.

That kid got second miled, you can't ask "where were the parents?" cuz he had none. No parental supervision means that little boy is going to butt fuck town (population his tiny butt).

by Sleezy Johnny November 15, 2011

gallons per mile

unit for measuring gas mileage for a hummer

My H7 gets 3 gallons per mile.

by st pauli girl is hot April 18, 2007

mild

cool, calm, boring, lame
very unplesant

That girl is mild, she doesn't want to do anything.

by Abbey and Ty January 28, 2008

Mile Wide Club

Slang term for a guy/girl who likes fat chicks/dudes.
Modified from the term Mile High Club, which is a ficticious club that requires a member to have sex during a flight that will be traveling a mile or more above the ground, the Mile Wide Club is a ficticious group whos members have had sex with so many large people, that when you add the widths of their asses together, it equals a mile or more.

Eric: Man, if Ben bangs that cow, Lois, I bet he can get into the Mile Wide club ... her ass has to be at least 30 inches across !
Jeff: You aren't kidding, dude ... he goes for the big'uns !

by imabadbird March 24, 2008

Mildge

A Mildge is a genital wart, although the word can be used to describe someone ugly, for example; 'You're a Mildge' also someone can be 'Mildgey' or 'Mildgeing' someone, this is where a person is clingy and annoying, and when you've got rid of them they come back shortly after, like a Genital wart

Lukes Mildgeing Richard as usual,Emilys a Mildge,Sarahs got so many Mildges

by Dan boosh March 7, 2011

mile-high club

the hypothetical association of people who have done the sex act in an airplane while it was a mile or more in the air.

They got caught trying to join the mile-high club.

by The Return of Light Joker May 25, 2008

Naked mile

An event held at some colleges where the students get naked and run along a route that is one mile long.

John is runing the naked mile.

by Deep blue 2012 October 17, 2009