Micronation

A "model country", usually one that is operated solely by one person or a small group of people, in rare cases they may catch media attention for a short time or become fairly large and or popular locally, many of the larger or more known micronations can include the NRNA, Sealand, Molossia,Ladonia and the ArcanianState. Most micronations are hobbies or simulated nations operating Soley off of the Internet on applications such as Kik,Facebook or Twitter.

I want to make a micronation, but I don't think I can get more than 30-40 members

by Writer41134 December 5, 2016

Microsoft

A company you become a slave to in your school and work years regardless of what your doing,

"What are you doing cam?"
" oh just becoming a slave to Microsoft "

by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017

micronutritism

Religion based off the consumption of smoothies and the belief that every soul is a certain flavor. Enlightenment is reached when the soul ingests it's synonymous flavor. Rituals take place on new moons, full moons, and leap day. Every new moon Smoothites gather their ingredients and depending on their month's flavor combinations, they will either bury or freeze their components. (Freezing and burying will ensure that the ingredients stay fresh and are purified by the Earth and it's natural forces. However if your ingredients rot or are damaged in some way, do not ingest. This combination was not your souls match and it was the Gods warning you so. However some sects believe in eating the rotten ingredients in an attempt to reach enlightenment however this just annoys the smoothie gods and they won't warn you about wrong combos again.) Every full moon, the ingredients are dug up or thawed and blended into a smoothie. If the combination is correct enlightenment shall be reached if not, the next full moon is another chance. Every leap year true believers take the leap day to travel to find an exotic or extremely fresh ingredients. Many believe this day to be sacred and bring good luck in correct combinations. Word of caution, if one dies before finding their souls smoothie, they will be reincarnated as a lesser being until they finally find their flavor combination.

"I can't wait for leap day! I'm traveling to Antarctica to find a rare toot that might be my missing ingredient!"
"Oh I didn't know you practiced micronutritism! I've always wanted to get into that."

by RiriRascal January 19, 2017

Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).

Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."

by House of Cods March 28, 2017

Microsoft Feature

When something isn't broken but has been changed to be not quite as good as it used to be

The way Window Explorer expands to the bottom of the page so that you cannot see what it was you were expanding the tree to look at is such a great new Microsoft Feature. See also Its a feature not a bug

by FulliA November 9, 2017

microsoft publisher

Basically just a much more complex version of Microsoft Word.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna use Microsoft Publisher?
Guy 2: Nah, I wanna use something more basic... how about Notepad? :^)
Guy 1: ¦^(
Guy 2: Its got all the things you need. See... you can edit the texts format... and.. uhh... print... actually nvm.. lets forget both of them and just use Microsoft Word.
Guy 1: Ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by pseudonym... what a word.... December 17, 2017

microsofthaxed

Microsofthaxed is a loving and caring daddy. He will eat you alive with his fingers and nails. All haill microdaddy.

"Microsofthaxed is daddy"

by ohyesmaybemore May 24, 2018