Ya Melon

The only acceptable thing to say when your bff is being a fucking idiot.

"I just got my pillow stuck in the radiator."
"Ya melon."

by smeetron April 18, 2020

Lava Melon

its like a water melon but filled with lava

That Lava Melon killed my family

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

Crude Melon's

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.

Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

a melon

Another word for a head

I was shot in the the melon and now my melon hurts.

by Anarchy September 28, 2003

Hitler Melon

A computer animation mixed with real footage, showing Adolf Hitler eating a Watermelon. It can be seen on YouTube for example.

Dude1: OMG, did you see that video on YouTube of Hitler eating that Melon?
Dude2: Yeah it's called Hitler Melon.

by JackieQ July 8, 2009

multiple melon

When a group of boys microwave a melon, and all boys participating use the same melon to simulate sex.

- Yo! Ian, Patel, Robert, Stym and Sam all multiple meloned last night. Sick, right?
-- I knew those kids were messed up.

by JKJ June 23, 2007

squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.

Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!

by fruit salad May 13, 2005