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erectus maximus

Ancient times:The Ancient Roman god whom controlled all erections
Present: That random guy whom you call erectus maximus because he always has an extreme hard on
Bob: Sup! Erectus Maximus
Random Guy:What?? I don't have a stiffie!
Bob: your such a liar
by A pile of pancakes September 27, 2008
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Mamimi

EEEEEEHHHHHH!! ^_^ Mamimi! She's a kawaii, pink-haired, neko-ear-wearing cutie from Fooly Cooly!! (FLCL)

She's adorable in her kittie costume! Sometimes she flashes her panties, too! ~_^

And she's barefoot a lot, which really adds to the kawaiiness! I wanna hug her and Ninamori!! ^_^ ^_^;
Mamimi is REALLY kawaii! I want to cuddle with her! I originally discovered her in the November run of Fooly Cooly along with NEW BRAK SHOW!
by Snebulizer/Nih +grr January 22, 2004
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Maximustrollius

The top Troll in the UK.... nay, solar system!
Maximustrollius out-trolls the opposition once again!
by Mr.Flibble November 11, 2009
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Clitoris Maximus

Term used by those suffering from Clitoris Minimus. However, the term is inaccurate and may stem from denial of the condition.
Girl - "Hey baby, lets take off those pants and..."
Boy - "I have Clitoris Maximus"
Girl - "Uh...you mean Clitoris Minimus?"
Boy - "The weather is really nice today isn't it?"
by StienMD July 6, 2009
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Douchbaggius Maximus

1-A big douche

2-someone who many think should have sexual intercourse with a porcupine

3-someone who, when around women, is slapped often

4-Synonym for Kim Jung Il, leader of North Korea
I saw him: the Douchbaggius Maximus. I was having a nice day, but then suddeny, I heard this noise...It sounded like someone trying to pick a fight..and they seemed to be wrong; and drunk. Yes, ihad found a Douchbaggius Maximus! he was about 6'3" tall, maybe 200 pounds, had spiked hair, and was very intoxicated. i took the first step that should always be taken when confronting a Douchbaggius Maximus: I said hello. he then turned, enraged, and used their mutual call when they feel threatened: "What are you lookin at, huh?". I reponded with a shrug, then punched him in the groin area, the second step i ndealing with a Douchbaggius Maximus. he then fell, in pain, and I pulled out my taze-gun, shooting him in the buttocks area. the third step. next, i bought everyone except for him a round of drinks, and called the bouncer on him. Step four. then, I made small talk, and went home, feeling relieved to have captured yet another Douchbaggius Maximus; and that was the last step, the last step to stopping another Douchbaggius Maximus from wreaking havoc.
by wordslinger88 June 28, 2009
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maximilianus

A RARE breed of boy. So much unknown about this species. Scientists have yet to see one. Send photos if you spot one.
Wtf is a Maximilianus?
by Curious Whale September 30, 2017
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Maximum Hug

The epitome of hugs only given at special moments. Best given immediately and do not put this on hold for long time.
Girl: Aww, I like you. I'm going to give you a maximum hug, but later.
Boy: :(
by Jimtheperv August 20, 2007
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