Tinkle Matter

Tinkle Matter is the dried yellow residue found on and around a toilet.

Maybe it is time to call in a maid... have you noticed the tinkle matter in your bathroom? nasty.

by Corky McCord July 22, 2009

Taco Masher

A joking way to refer to a lesbian friend. A conbination reference to "scissoring" and "taco" as slang for the vulva

Molly: "Penises are gross"
Joey: "says the taco masher"

by Skorne96 May 18, 2022

the masters school

great place to get high quality weed. Where all the rich white kids go to smoke.

i wrote the definition of the masters school at the masters school. mrs. danforth isn't gonna like that.

i went down to the masters school to smoke with my homies.

i found a vape down at the stop&shop yesterday. i hope it wasn't those kids from the masters school.

by Lord Anforth April 9, 2021

Jebem ti mater

Balkan meaning of "I fuck your mom" It can also be used by ur mom, which is ironic, but yeah. It is used when u are so mad that you cant put your anger in words, so you say "JEBEM TI MATER!!"

Son: Mom I got an F! :(
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER! *chases him with papuca*

by ur mom lollllllllllll March 3, 2022

Tow Mater

A tow truck from the Cars movies by Disney who somehow manages to be a Chad and a Virgin all at once?

Seriously, though.

Person 1: “I’ve been ejaculating to Tow Mater scenes daily, bro”

Person 2: “what the fuck?”

by Twyst66 July 4, 2021

tui mater

Latin for "Your mom". Can be used to display one's superiority; even moreso than conventional "Your mom" usage it can, because it's in a different language and makes you sound smarter.

1: So, what're you doin' tonight?
2: Tui mater! O!
3: *face melts from display of awesomenity*

by Der Capitan November 2, 2003

The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you.

An insane quote by Thanos to Ronan.

Ronan: "I only ask that you take this matter seriously."

Thanos: "The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood."

by ZaneyP00 May 29, 2022