National massage boobs day 

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

National massage boobs day by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

Greenfield Massage 

(noun) The act of anal sex. Refers to the backward nature of Greenfield, Massachusetts

My wife got really drunk last night. She even agreed when I asked if I could give her a Greenfield Massage!

Greenfield Massage by EggFucker003 November 5, 2019

Roughrider Massage 

When you get a back rub while you pinch a loaf.

One friend: “My back always hurts when I pinch a loaf.”

Other friend: “I’ll give you a Roughrider Massage.”

Roughrider Massage by Mr. Goonch6969 November 16, 2020

Ball Massage

A non sexual massage of the testicular region

Hey kyra I would like to give you a Ball Massage

Ball Massage by freybeja November 24, 2021

dirty massage chair 

Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.

Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.

dirty massage chair by 2fast2flaccid February 3, 2022

baller massage

Unique term for intercourse/sex

Michigan Rapper 1: "Took tha lil hoe to the cut, the garage, then I bent tha bitch over an gave her a baller massage"

Michigan Rapper 2: *actively making bank 📃

baller massage by TheHardtest June 7, 2022

Mayonnaise massage 

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

Mayonnaise massage by CleanShavenRascist July 15, 2022