Mackem

get this straight...
not everyone from the north east is a geordie, and thank the lord for that!
mackem's are generally nice people but get labelled for being scum coz of the few little shits that live here...well you think of any town that doesn't have trash like that in it and your a genius!!
you can actually understand them though unlike those geordie scum who cant speak a word of english.

oh yes and we beat the scum 2-1 (25.10.08)!!

geordie - areeet, a ya cumin doon tha toon leek coz av just beeen doon tha dole to get mee gira, away man al buy ya a piint!
mackem - aye aye, are ya cumin down the town coz ive just gettin me wages (from WORK!!) and al buy ya a drink!

by mackem4life!! March 4, 2009

dookie maker

A large butt, bootie, dumper, ba-dunka dunk.

Look at Candy and her huge dookie maker.

by Rob Lussier September 26, 2006

mackenzee

Mackenzee is hella rad. She's the funniest in the group and hella hardcore. She's super sweet. I'd frick her

oh i'd frick mackenzee in her butthole

by vera_isnotokay May 12, 2014

mackenzie

She is the most beautiful,loudest, funniest, and most clumsy person you will ever meet. She isn't a girly girl or a tomboy . She's strong, she plays football with all the guys. She is a total blonde with blue eyes, all the boys fall at her feet.

Guy 1: who is that girl that is throwing the football?

Guy2: that's Mackenzie. She's so cute

Guy 1:do you know her?

Guy 2: no but I want to

by bæ_12_14 March 16, 2015

Mackrel

a very similar game to door knob. after someone farts, they have to say safety. if this magical word is not uttered and another person shouts 'Mackrel', then the farter must run to the sea and swim to touch a mackrel.

this word has been introduced as a replacement for door knob as the door knob game has escaladed to become too famous a game that it is no longer interesting. therefore, now if someone is unfortunate enough to be caught short and does not utter the word safety before someone says mackrel, then they are truely and utterly fucked! :D

Henry: (Parp) Ahhhhh that felt good. :)

Oli: Oh yeah??? MACKREL!!!

Henry: Oh fuck me. This isnt good.

Oli: (pound pound pound!)

Ed: hey guys what's going on?

Oli: I got Henry on Mackrel!

Ed: ...

COOL!!!!

(pound pound pound)


*10 years later*

(somewhere in the middle of the atlantic ocean)

Henry: I got it!!!! I touched a mackrel!!!

Oli: Well done... ^o)

Henry: (parp)

Oli: Mackrel!

Henry: Fuck!

Oli: (pound pound pound)

Henry: (bang)

Oli: Oh! he appears to have shot and killed himself... oh dear!

by Ting Tong Tinkabong October 16, 2008

mackenzy mcdaniel

a weird little man that makes all the transgender quake and shake in their pants

oh my god! It's MACKENZY MCDANIEL the dancing clown!

by HiImAHomosexual November 25, 2017

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is a beautiful, goofy, kind hearted girl. She will walk into your life without asking and from that point on will make your whole world perfect. She will always be there for you even when she is down herself. She always puts people's feelings in front of hers before anyone elses and with never let a friend down. She doesn't let many people in but when she does she will never stop caring for you. Mackenzie is a person who you will never stop loving.

Okay Mackenzie is a whole snack

by jennacrackhead July 31, 2018