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Locker Fables 

(A.K.A. Hall Fables)- When one has a story to tell others in the time between classes, and must be cut down to bare plot points in order to make it to the next class in time. Such stories may not be described long enough or in enough detail to be proven correct, this may be the cause of wildfire rumors.
Friend 1: "Dude, I just heard a couple epic Locker Fables!"

Friend 2: "What were they about?"

Friend 1: "I don't know much, but I heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a Alligator Fuckhouse or something like that"

Friend 2: "......well at least you made it to Econ on time."
Locker Fables by fritzzzle February 2, 2009
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Booty Locker 

How you gonna get that through customs? I'm gonna put it in my booty locker.
Booty Locker by Rimshot June 18, 2008

anal lockdown 

The thing that happens to a woman the day she gets married.
Carla used to let me give her rim-jobs and fuck her in the ass after a few mojitos. Ever since we got married she's been on anal lockdown.
anal lockdown by bmdbmdb January 13, 2014

personal locker

He had a meth pipe hidden in his personal locker. We often miss those items in a general pat down, as it’s not an easily searchable spot on the streets.
personal locker by DissyTee18 January 5, 2018

Lockdowners

A lockdowner is an individual who enjoys the loss of freedom and stability people are suffering because of the corona virus lockdowns. They despise individual rights and working for a living.
The lockdowners will keep their boot on us forever if we do nothing.
Lockdowners by Kettlebell 78 April 20, 2020

rain locker 

(noun) enclosed bathing unit, shower.
I just got back from the gym, i think i will jump in the rain locker.
to be very drunk or heavily under the infulence of drugs
"I'm fucking licked mate"
licked by seano100 January 5, 2006