Bedwetting Liberal is a derogatory term used to describe people of a political leaning. The term bedwetting is used to denote a hand-wringing, scared, worrisome, pansy attitude, afraid of their own shadows. The term liberal denotes the love of spending, social programs, handholding and acceptance of such things as illegal immigration and allowance of the same to have all of the social benefits of being in the United States.
Bedwetting Liberals are generally terrified of Republicans and conservatives. They shriek at the thought of combat operations or allowing the police to do their jobs. They are quick to point fingers, cry to the media and ACLU, and snivel about attempts to maintain US heritage because it might “offend” somebody.
Bedwetting Liberals are generally terrified of Republicans and conservatives. They shriek at the thought of combat operations or allowing the police to do their jobs. They are quick to point fingers, cry to the media and ACLU, and snivel about attempts to maintain US heritage because it might “offend” somebody.
Despite the presence of Moses and the 10 Commandments in the structure of the US Supreme Court and other national buildings, the presence of "In God We Trust" on our currency, or the cross in the L.A. County Seal as signs of heritage, the Bedwetting Liberals are so terrified it might "offend" a Muslim or other religion, they have enlisted the ACLU to have all of this eradicated from our history.
by Patriotically Loyal October 9, 2006
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n.)The people who balanced our budget, invented social security, and won both World Wars.
n.)The people who belive in gay rights, women's rights, minority's rights, and people's rights, and black people
n.)The people who understand polotics
n.)The only people preventing Armagedon and/or a complete totalitarian rule by idiotic southerners
adj.)To be smart
adj.)To let yourself go
Words with the same root:Liberty, Liberate, Library
n.)The people who balanced our budget, invented social security, and won both World Wars.
n.)The people who belive in gay rights, women's rights, minority's rights, and people's rights, and black people
n.)The people who understand polotics
n.)The only people preventing Armagedon and/or a complete totalitarian rule by idiotic southerners
adj.)To be smart
adj.)To let yourself go
Words with the same root:Liberty, Liberate, Library
Ashy Larry:Hey Tyrone!
Tyrone:What nigga? I'm smoking crack.
Ashy Larry:You a liberal?
Tyrone:Damn strait nigga
Brandine:Cletus!
Cletus (the slack-jawed yokel):What woman?
Brandine:Are you a liberal?
Cletus:Naw!
Brandine:Why not?
Cletus:Cuz... cuz... liberals are stupid. Now help me nail this here racoon to that thar tree.
Tyrone:What nigga? I'm smoking crack.
Ashy Larry:You a liberal?
Tyrone:Damn strait nigga
Brandine:Cletus!
Cletus (the slack-jawed yokel):What woman?
Brandine:Are you a liberal?
Cletus:Naw!
Brandine:Why not?
Cletus:Cuz... cuz... liberals are stupid. Now help me nail this here racoon to that thar tree.
by Chrispy March 12, 2005
Get the liberal mug.One who is polically speaking, party neutral. One who examines both sides of an issue before making a stance, and also will re-examine their stance upon presentation of new evidence.
A liberals views are not limited by bigotry, tradition, dogma, tradtion, etc. They are based on the results of their own observations and investigations into a subject from as many sides as possible.
While the liberal prefers to use logic over emotion, it does not mean he is without a heart. A liberal is just a capable of compassion as another man. He only tries to avoid the irrationality that can result from stong emotions.
A liberals views are not limited by bigotry, tradition, dogma, tradtion, etc. They are based on the results of their own observations and investigations into a subject from as many sides as possible.
While the liberal prefers to use logic over emotion, it does not mean he is without a heart. A liberal is just a capable of compassion as another man. He only tries to avoid the irrationality that can result from stong emotions.
by MrBobaFett October 28, 2004
Get the liberal mug.People that give the Democratic party a bad name, they hate America whilst living in it. All parts of it, especially:
A) Soldiers
B) Corporations
C) Government
Despite having all three need a shitload of straightening up, yet necessary to the USA, Liberal Douchebags blame America for everything.
A) Soldiers
B) Corporations
C) Government
Despite having all three need a shitload of straightening up, yet necessary to the USA, Liberal Douchebags blame America for everything.
Nonsensical hippy-tard in Berkeley, Belmont, or Santa Cruz: AMERIKKKA SUCKS! FUCK THE TROOPS! ALL THEY DO IS ADVANCE THE FAT WALLETS OF KORPORATE SKUMMMM!! *burns an American flag*
Rational person: Shut the fuck up, liberal douchebag.
See author Dolphin_X for a good definition of a liberal douchebag.
Rational person: Shut the fuck up, liberal douchebag.
See author Dolphin_X for a good definition of a liberal douchebag.
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1. Make outrageous claims.
2. Don’t attempt to back up said claims with any kind of evidence.
3. Don’t offer any type of specific solutions to anything, only speak in generalities (again without evidence).
4. Label any criticism of your ideas (or lack thereof) as bigoted, racist, fascist, hateful, out of bounds, no fairsies, or do-over.
5. Blame failure to get elected on the things in #4.
1. Make outrageous claims.
2. Don’t attempt to back up said claims with any kind of evidence.
3. Don’t offer any type of specific solutions to anything, only speak in generalities (again without evidence).
4. Label any criticism of your ideas (or lack thereof) as bigoted, racist, fascist, hateful, out of bounds, no fairsies, or do-over.
5. Blame failure to get elected on the things in #4.
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