Leather face

A women who pretends to be happy in her relationship in the public but her face looks darker toned and her skin changes to almost leather texture because most of the time the women is going through it behind closed doors and not truly happy in the relationship and internally battling herself to keep a man she no isn’t good for her. Layman terms no happy glow

Lani looks real leather faced since being with Derrick

by Messi_ December 25, 2023

fruit leather

a twink that got too old but never fully underwent twink death

he was so hot in high school... now he's kinda fruit leather but i'd still hit.

by twinkdef November 23, 2023

Leather bag

A person who has a very attractive face but a not so attractive body

If only she had a good body, she is just a leather bag.

by Realistslang July 12, 2017

Leather puss

when you use your vagina to much and it starts to feel like leather

Damn she's fucked so many guys she's gotta have a leather puss

by What a cunt August 20, 2017

Mexican Leather

When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.

"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".

by NAplam October 22, 2018

Tore Leather

To become very excited, partially sexually, as in

"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)

At the arrival of the choirboys the Cardinal tore leather

by GuttandTag March 12, 2019

Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018