Tore Leather

To become very excited, partially sexually, as in

"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)

At the arrival of the choirboys the Cardinal tore leather

by GuttandTag March 12, 2019

Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018

Leather bagger

One who has sex with old men

Stacy is such a leather bagger

by Turtlemanguywithdogsandacat July 8, 2018

leather caddy

A leather caddy is a specialized Sub that carries toys of the trade for a Leather Daddy.

Leather Daddy: "What size anal beads would you suggest we use on the new Otter?
Leather Caddy: "this isn't his first visit, I think a mid-size set would work."

by Scuzz83 July 26, 2018

Leather Farming

Having sex with a farm girl wearing a leather jacked while using a cow for support.

My nigga Bryce really went leather farming last night.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.

Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!

by Spare change poontang May 15, 2018

Leather Bottom

Someone who has done a lot of anal sex. They are seasoned pros

I finally hooked up with Jennifer! I had no idea she had a leather bottom!

by Spiderman0522 February 15, 2023