land mine

A spin off of grenade, a larger, uglier, fatter woman. The ultimate in grenade.

"Shit son, that bitch is a fuckin' land mine!"

land mine by Pat Nolan May 4, 2006

Land Manity 

You ever see a Manity? Then you know what im talkin about. Fat people that have no knecks and fat faces.

*RING RING RING* Land manity hotline? i need some speers and harpoons at my house emeditly! you mean theres a big fat bitch in your yard?

Land Manity by ATICUS September 12, 2006

land shark 

The result of being caught on the toilet, taking a shit, when you realize their is no toilet paper. So you leave your seat with your underwear half mast and race to the other bathroom in the house to wipe your ass - dropping small, sticky pieces of shit, that were attached to your cornhole, behind you all over the house - or land sharks.

I was dropping a grogan when the JWs came and knocked on my door. I thought it was the mail guy so I hurried up to wipe, but discovered I was all out of the good stuff. So I made a mad dash to the other bathroom and totally left a land shark in the front hallway.

land shark by smittan September 7, 2011

land grab 

What the US Government and other countries did to tribal peoples already living on the American continent.

Any appropriation of real estate that wasn't originally yours.

Joe used to have only five acres of property, but he made a huge land grab and now he has fifty.

land grab by Athene Airheart March 20, 2004

Land it in buffalo 

When you totally mess something up resulting in total failure.

Wow, last night you were really hammered. How'd it work out with the girl you brought home?

Not good, vomited all over her and she ran out crying.

Boy did you land it in Buffalo

Land it in buffalo by Team Zion February 18, 2009

Land Carp

Any human female.

Let's find some fresh land carp tonight!

Land Carp by Billy Burnout June 27, 2010

land shark 

This is a term that is used when referencing the act of having sex with a woman while she's on her period. Sharks attack women who are menstruating in the ocean, and since you are having sex with a woman's bleeding vagina on the land, it is called 'land sharking'. It can also be called a 'shark attack' and is often accompanied by the Jaws theme song and a hand smacking motion immitating the clamping of sharks' jaws.

This should only be attempted if...
A) one is extremely horny
B) one is extremely commited
C) one is both extremely horny and extremely commited

Latisha's on her period, but I'm so damn horny. I think I might land shark her anyway.

land shark by LindseyLu May 19, 2006