kosher

when you eat your own arms

A: why doesn't he have arms?
B: He ate them he's kosher

by Rob O' Bob O' Connor-Johnson April 1, 2015

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Koochie Flu

Slang term for a contagious case of chicken pox that harbors in the vagina.

man: " hey man I need to ask a personal question, I have a bitchin rash on my magic stick and I have no idea what it is." reply "Does it look like peanut brittle, fish n chips or birthday cake?" man: " none of those, it looks like I got beat with a rake." reply " Oh yes that's the koochie flu."

by Electric Juston May 7, 2010

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kaosha

A very loud ghetto black girl that is way to colorful and outgoing

Black kaosha

by Lexiana November 7, 2013

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not kosh

contraction of "not kosher" (synonymous with weak, not cool, and lame)

"Not Kosh" means that whatever it is being said of is simply not alright, or acceptable.

"i gotta confession to make, man. i got knocked out, and next thing i know, i'm waking up.. in bed.. naked.. being spooned Ogarth, that hairy viking warrior from the past."

"oh, bummer dude! your ass feel alright?"

"fuck no! feels like i've had a tree trunk up in me!"

"damn, dude."

"but.. you know.. i kind of.. like it."

" ...Not kosh, dude. Not even kosh."

by teensies September 3, 2005

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kosher beer

Shop Rite word for anything that is mistakenly sent in place of something else from the ghetto Shop Rite wharehouse. Based on actual events.

MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man?! I open up the truck for paper bags and instead we got a pallet of kosher beer! Whats that shit?! Fuck that! I'll get me some Bacardi and go drinking because its Indian New Year tonight.

Wheel: Word.

by billtaylor.com February 6, 2005

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