knotted dong

A knotted dong is where you take your big long dick tie it in a knot, give yourself a redsock fist your redsock then push your knotted dong into your ass roughly until you squirt out milky stuff

guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ASS ITS GOT MY KNOTTED DONG IN IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OUCH OUCH OUCH BOIII

by YusofBinLaden July 3, 2017

knowledge bowl

A question and answer game that started in 1976. It's basically a championship where "teams" of highschool students get points in written as well as oral rounds. They attempt to win at the state level and hope to move on to nationals. Knowledge bowl is for those who are "Knowledgeable"

Harvard Harvington III : "The quadratic formula you ask? But of course, -b plus or minus the square root of (b squared minus 4ac) over 2a"
Host: Ten points for Gryffindor! er, eh, Knowledge bowl!
John Hopkins: simply marvelous, oh and the 17th century Spanish novel published in two parts over a 10 year period? That would be Don Quiote by Cervantes.

by Collegeknowledge911 March 9, 2010

knowledge

An ever increasing understanding through each new observation or experience.

If broken down into its root words, it is literally the “ledge of knowing,” or figuratively, the “cliff of cognition.”

Knowledge of heat’s potential pain prevents (most) people from sticking their hand into fire.

by ieo January 29, 2019

Drop Knowledge

The act of ejaculating on a another person to enlighten them about your awesomeness.

Dude, I'm totally gonna drop knowledge all over that girls face later on. Educate a hoe.

by Keepsitreallikethat March 18, 2009

Michael Knowles

A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.

Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

knowledge fraud

One who claims they know a lot about a subject but in fact all they know is information they have read from a magazine, google or recycled from friends and has limited personal experience in the subject. A knowledge fraud often regards their "knowledge" higher than someone with experience in the subject and is typically egotistical. A knowledge fraud will sometimes try to dominate a conversation with someone that happens to be more experienced in the topic and will unwittingly embarass themselves and be caught out as a knowledge fraud. Sometimes responds to a question with "why dont you just google it"

"Hey Chris, haven't seen you in ages, i heard you are into turntablism"
"yeah i can scratch like a mofo"
"me too, i want one of those new innofade crossfaders for my mixer"

"no you want a vestax mixer, you dont want to mix analogue and digital with that"
"...no i want an innofade...do you even know what i'm talking about? your a knowledge fraud bro"

by Slim Piknz November 27, 2009

Knowles Gap

An attempt to do something useful but inadvertently cause a great deal of stress to others.

'Know-less Gap' also applies

- Look I just thought if you poured treacle on your nut sack women would like it more.

- Well that was a bit of a knowles gap, you forgot I wass squatting over a termite nest, I'll have scars until I die.

by twmac January 13, 2010