Schrödingers Knowledge

The theory that you know everything until you ask a question.

Someone with Schrödingers Knowledge would never have asked any questions and has the brain of a rock

Person 1 “jimmy is really weird, he never does anything or says anything.”
Person 2 “That’s because Jimmy has Schrödingers knowledge. He knows everything there is to know until he asks a question.”

by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021

Without your knowledge

If it's without my knowledge how do I know whether or not my rights are being violated and, if they are, who is actively going to do something about it?

Hym "Because it's being done 'without your knowledge' is exactly what makes it unconstitutional. I have the right to face my accuser. This is the problem here. You want me to have less rights. I have more rights. I won't accept less rights. You're not the behavior dictators. Someone is going to get hurt and when they do the wrong person is going to be blamed."

by Hym Iam January 17, 2025

Zero Knowledge Proof

My Existence.

You see that guy over there? Now that's real Zero Knowledge Proof

by babla13579 April 4, 2023

Knowledge

Slang term for the substance or high of methamphetamines.

Guy 1: "Yo tonight let's do some methematics."
Guy 2: "I'm down to gain some knowledge."
Guy 1: "Let's get lurnt as fuck!!!"

by Oreowhite99 April 12, 2017

Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results

This is normally written in a leaving card, birthday card, scratched onto the side of a car.._
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..

Cunt of a boss getting his/her leaving card in which Jonny wrote ‘Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results!’
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!

by WiTnERE September 30, 2020

Giving knowledge

To give “head” or “brain” to someone can be referred to as “giving knowledge” since knowledge comes from the head and the brain.

Derek: Nah man she was giving knowledge last night, one of the best of my life.

John: So lucky bro, she looks like she gives good knowledge.

by junkyxoxoxo October 9, 2021

knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.

Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.

by LCarrollHarris April 17, 2016