Kinder Crimping

A game originating in the UK, in a small town called Woodbridge. In which a kinder egg pod is slid along a table with the aim to stopping it just short of falling off.

Hey do u wanna meet up with the KCC and do some Kinder Crimping?

by Will Hawkins January 11, 2009

Kindergarten project

Getting a girl to suck you off, pull out right before you ejaculate and cum any design you prefer on her face. The next step requires you to blow glitter all over the girls face. Finally, give the girl a little shake to knock off any excess glitter, and your project is complete.

Kindergarten project

by Zane & Charlotte July 7, 2010

Kinderboobs

Unusually large breasts on a child.

She's still clearly not on the market yet but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the kinderboobs.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Trashman kinner

"A person who kins thetrashman, they usually act outlandish and do insane things like making crack fanfics and other insane things with an outlandish amount of effort because they either kin thetrashman or are Thetrashman" -Fragiledate

"You made a crack fic where Jschlatt gives everybody fleas omg trashman kinner!!!"

by ZenitsuSimp August 6, 2021

Kinder Whore

Same thing as prostitot...a young underage girl who dresses skimpy to attract older guys.

Me: "Did you just see that kinder whore?"
You: "Ya I did...15 will get you 20, but I don't give a shit, let's go try and fuck her!"

by djrickiedee May 1, 2009

kinder surprise

having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.

lets go back and ill show you a kinder surprise

by ekmo fatu November 26, 2003

Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter

A Beautiful and mythical beast, Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter is thought to be the results of a horrible genetic experiment. A Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter is a hybrid between a bat, pig, yoda, a frog, stitch, dog and Anne Boleyn. Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters are often preceded by a unique overpowering and pungent flatulent stench and/or odd snorting/gurgling sounds.

"Fadi Enchees/Enchis" as they are often referred to, display Charlie Sheen like ability to get away with near murder. Their extreme fuglieness is the source of their power.

You can often find Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters engaging in short intense bouts of frantic/manic and seemingly pointless activities followed by prolonged periods of extreme lethargy and sonic snoring.

Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters will eat any animal, plant, or mineral substance offered to them at any time regardless of their actual need for nutrients, although they are not adept at the act of chewing.

If you encounter a Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter, your best chance to escape a severe slobbering is to distract the creature with a squeaky object and then run at a medium pace in the opposite direction. Do not strain yourself and risk pulling muscles, Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters are NOT know for their speed or athletic abilities.

Did you see that Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter? I've never seen anything that simultaneously cute and ugly!

If there is a God, Fadi Enchilada was surely made from all the left over parts.

She may be dumb, but at least she's no Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter!

I know I shouldn't, but I really want to touch that Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter.

by LoveFadi1 March 18, 2011