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Karen

Karens are all a bitch said Brenda
by Peach.Milk May 18, 2020
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Karen

Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."

fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021
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The Karen's No

A term used to describe the discriminate denial/refusal of anything/one outside othemselves, or their entitled offspring and their requests.
"The manager was unable to defuse the situation even though it wasn't the stores fault due to The Karen's No."

"Jerry is unhappily married and can't leave because his wife has leverage enough to lay down The Karen's No."
by Red Caption April 27, 2019
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Karen

a fucking dumbass that cant take a fucking joke so she calls the cops for no fucking reason and cancels random people because why not
yo is that a fucking karen? Yes it is
by hamoodhabibi October 27, 2020
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Karen

The human version of the rare plague rat, these people are often observed as blonde, white, and female. Even during a worldwide pandemic, they refuse to wear a mask, which is how we can tell that they are closely related to the plague rat. They are commonly found in a store,(a Walmart is where you'll find them most) arguing with a more reasonable employee. They attack their prey not by killing them, like most animals, but potentially giving them a deadly virus by not practicing social distancing, not wearing a mask as previously said, and by aggressively demanding to speak with the employee's manager. Also note that their transportation is usually a Honda.
Employee: I'm very sorry ma'am but you are required to wear a mask, it's the law!
Karen: It's my right not to!
Employee: Ma'am I'm trying to be reasonable but you're making it diffi--
Karen: Don't you dare talk to me like that! I would like to see the manager!
by Sheepling24 August 16, 2020
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Karen

-Karen
by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020
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Karen

A hot-headed vegan women. Mostly likely has divorced her husband. Single, anti-vax mom. Will always ask to speak to the manager at a store when something is slightly below par. Has short dirty blonde hair and took the kids. Takes her sons to soccer every week. Looks like she is aged in her mid 30's to mid 40's. Not fat but not fit either. Wears ugly casual clothes.
Tim: "watch out Tom, Karen wants to speak to the manager"
Tom: "Isn't she a vegan?"
by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019
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