Johan

A fat fuck who is in love with a girl name Leslie

I love Leslie she so hot but I'm too fat and ugly

Damn man your a johan

by Breezy1234512 February 22, 2017

Johana

A petty bitch who takes everything WAY too serious

John:my girlfriend is being a bitch.
Mike: what is she doing?
John:she's being petty about who her bestfriend dates.
Mike:ah, she's being a johana.

by Thatoneverysuspiciouspotato May 15, 2018

Johanson

A hot raw sexual encounter with a young male adult

cant believe you had Johanson last nite?

by 24strongbow March 18, 2011

Johann Bartendel

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.

"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"

"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"

by Erikk "Gee-willikers" MacKenzie August 6, 2006

Johan James Carey

He is a sexy guy, his great s3x skills will soon be useful. He is a handsome man with a pretty personality. Love him, kiss him and most definitely don’t fuck him

I’m in love with this Johan James Carey

by Jacob Hiroshima March 30, 2022

Johanni

He is a guy.

Johanni likes pizza

by Jsjsisjdn May 31, 2018

johanna (negative)

A really snobbish and annoying girl who thinks she is also the center if attention .

Dave: That girl is so Johanna (negative) . I mean she is way too snobbish

by Atm33 April 9, 2019