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jonah bride

the guy that wears girly boxers, and is a barbie girl. dances to womanizer. likes to put lipstick all over his face. :)
calls his own mother FAT! get beat up by girls. and loves mexican dudes. and likes younger women. carries bags for chicks at the mall.
person 1: dude, womanizer is on, i love that song.
person 2: aww, look there is jonah bride dancing with his fat mom.
person1: ewyy i bet he wears her ipstick all the time.
person 2: yeahh i bet so.
by <3 ajj and mkm January 27, 2009
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jonah capitulo

He is a dumb mother fucking chink that has no friends and is always horny for men
by BIG13D December 1, 2014
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Jonah Hill

Director. Actor. Comedian. Very funny and talented. Worked on movie such as Super Bad, Mid 90’s, Wolf of Wall Street, etc.
Often gets confused with absolute stud Liam Lesser.
Friend 1: Hey, is that Jonah Hill!!
Friend 2: Nah, that just absolute stud Liam Lesser!
Friend 1: Oh yea, they look alike.
by Haha2626 March 1, 2019
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Jonah

A ugly piece of shit , Ugly and mean
Ewe it Jonah, I hate him
by Con Reagel November 22, 2019
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Jonah Bruyns

"Hey Jonah Bruyns, you smell like fish sex."
by whori02 May 20, 2020
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Jonah

A man who just goes on living to avoid disappointing his loved ones. A total douchebag and a massive cunt.
Example:

P1: "Wow, look at that guy."

P2: "Yeah, he's a real Jonah."

P3: "Definitely, what a freaking Jonah."
by NotReeder69 January 9, 2021
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Jonah Ranz

Jonah Ranz, also known as Jon ranch is a well-known content creator and famous tik toker with a whopping 14.5k follower base. With outlandish content every day, some people wonder when some of his videos start to cross the line. For example, he was recently seen running around publicly, naked in his underwear and laughing ballistically. He is most well known for his "Why I quit surfing" videos on Tiktok that earned him over 1 million views on the video. He also claims that he is a girls lover, posting many videos and pictures of girls that were "playing with his heart" His fan base stays excited for his big yearly halloween productions that have his best editing and acting. Even though his followers seem to adore him, there seems to be a different story with his fellow collegues at middle school. He has spoken and rapped about many times how he has created a "bad reputation" for himself throughout these tough years. One of the most outrageous acts he did was stealing the trash can from the janitor and running around the school vacinity crazily.
yoooo Jonah Ranz whats up! or YOOOO JON RANCH
by user 294850292 June 12, 2021
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