jonathan turner

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7

'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline

by Master1101 March 5, 2017

Jonathan Groff

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.

"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

jonathan ogden

1. offensive lineman for the baltimore ravens

2. j-in one off

"I have to go, I have a meeting with jonathan ogden in the bathroom"

by Bun Bizzle February 5, 2008

Jonathan Brandis

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.

Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.

by CobainZeppelinFreak February 18, 2004

Jonathan Slater

A high school AP Literature teacher, that hates being fat, but loves eating cookies even more

"My teacher is such a Jonathan Slater"

by Cal Boy April 7, 2010

Jonathan Cheban

A closeted gay man who can never get famous on his own so he lings to anyone more famous than him to be relevant.

Currently a man with his head so far kim kardashian ass his entire neck is covered in her shit

PERSON 1 Gosh! will he ever disagree with her?
PERSON 2 of course not he is jonathan cheban

by nst_nicole April 1, 2017

Jonathan Galindo

dangerous hackers online who promotes the blue whale challenge with a profile of a traumatizing cosplay picture of Goofy. Block them at all costs.

Guy: dont trust that fucker, he's probably Jonathan Galindo
Girl: i just blocked him lol

by yankysama July 10, 2020