jonathan parker

A man with scars

My teacher jonathan parker got em scars

by D STUDENTS May 28, 2018

jonathan hight

A guy with a huge cock who usually has a lot of money and all the girls want to suck his dick and some say he is a sex god

1:Wow I heard he pulled a Jonathan Hight

2:no one can pull a Jonathan Hight

by Biggerdickthananyoneelse May 15, 2018

Jonathan Bussman

Is a bullied homosexual boy who can be annoying.

Person 1: Do you like Jonathan Bussman?

Person 2: Nah hes gay.

by JonteMobbad March 24, 2018

Jonathan

A short pc gamer that only plays fortnite with no skin.

Jonathan u un straight
no u fricking un homo

by puzzyslr696969696969 October 1, 2018

Jonathan

A god. This man can dominate planets and can get all the babes. He can kill thousands of men by just thinking of it. If you wanted to demolish your enemies you would call Jonathan. Snare god as well

Jonathan just snapped that kid in half for dirty diddles.

by Snaresef November 9, 2018

Jonathan chatin

So my neighbor is this big emo faggot and his name needs to be on urban dictionary. The definition is an emo who can’t afford goth attire so their entire outfit is hand me downs.

God that homeless person is such a Jonathan chatin.

by Dragonpug1 January 31, 2019

Jonathan

Sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is very overprotective of people that he loves and isn't afraid to stick up for people when they're getting bullied. He will make your heart flutter every time you see him no matter how often you talk to him. He is naturally adorable and you can always tell if something is bothering him. A Jonathan will always make you smile no matter how bad your day has been. He always texts you back and he's always there for you if you need anything. If you have a Jonathan, keep him because you are very lucky. He will always be happy to make someones day and be friends with anyone. He is also very easy to talk to no matter how personal it is and he will never judge you.

Girl 1: Who is that?
Girl 2: I don't know, why don't you talk to him
Girl 1: I can't do that, look how adorable he is and how he's being nice to that other girl
*Girl 2 walks away to talk to the boy*
*Girl 2 comes back to Girl 1*
Girl 2: His name is Jonathan, he's very nice, he has a girlfriend, but he said that he would be happy to be friends with you. Here's his number
Girl 1: Yay! Thank you so much!

by abitron5000 February 20, 2019