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a jonah

When you call someone a Jonah, it means that they are an unlucky person
Poor him, he’s like a Jonah
by Jktheaceman April 11, 2020
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Jona Weinhofen

a rabbit looking vegan who loves to force veganism on people, he still isn't over being kicked out of bmth and he is obsessed with a documentary about cows.
"Oh look, that persons trying to force veganism on everyone! He said the word would die if we didn't become vegans"
"Ah! That must be Jona Weinhofen"
by Janoskiaaaaannnnnsssator January 15, 2016
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jona and the whale

When a male inserts his erect penis into the mouth of another and then cums in the asshole of the same person. Then that person farts the semen out of the asshole so it looks like a blowhole.
Jane an Bob went home after a couple of drinks and performed, Jona and the Whale.
by Jona Smiths September 30, 2006
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Jonah

a kid who's ugly and nobody likes him because of that.
by rachelz May 17, 2018
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jonah fat butler

some one thats soooooo fat that they need to put butter on there hips to make it through the door. .. they also enjoy collecting shit tequila and they think there cool about everything...also they buy things that they think they can sell but it never really works out... p.s. they have a brother named jensen who has falling-down syndrome
holy shit! theres a jonah fat butler!!!!
by dickcheck12345 October 20, 2010
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jonaki

a amazing guy who always puts himself after others, he is super cute and loving and catches the attention of a lot of girl even though he is already taken, he downs himself and doesn't truly see how amazing he really is. Has the biggest heart and no one cares more than he does.
Jonaki is amazing, he is the sweetest person i know.
by baby.gurlll August 1, 2018
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Jonah

A long-established expression among sailors uses the term, "Jonah", to mean a sailor or a passenger whose presence on board brings bad luck and endangers the ship. The meaning is based on the Biblical prophet Jonah. Later, this meaning was extended to mean, "a person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck to any enterprise."
Every time Bob comes climbing with us someone gets hurt; the man is a Jonah.
by Benjamin Driscoll September 7, 2019
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