Bald Headed Jason

A 100 dollar bill.

Lucile: “What’s that in your wallet?”

Sean: “ Shit, that’s a bald headed Jason!”

by Edac Moncrief June 21, 2020

A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason

Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason

by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

barlottle and Jason forever

if you know you know and don't forget to watch drowned the 2 part serise!

barlottle and Jason forever lol

by barlottle June 28, 2021

Jason

Usually a cute guy who likes watching Lords of Dogtown and going to kindergarten parks with girls. Oh, and is also a VERY good kisser.

i hung out with Jason the other day<3

by Mdontworryboutit March 30, 2009

Jason

The most AMAZING person you will ever meet and one of the best friends you could ever have. He is always fun to be around. Great smile and REALLY sexy arms. He has the best taste in music and movies. He puts a smile on my face just by walking into a room. Awesome people skills and great with dogs.

Best bear hugs in town and his kiss is addicting. You cannot stop with just one...always leaves you wanting "uno mas"
In short: Sweetest, sexiest, funniest, most caring, amazing,
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, thoughtful, goofy, AMAZING person and he deserves the best.

I need a bandade, I just tripped and fell for Jason.

by cheeselikesferb September 5, 2011

Jjeonda

( awesome in Korean, written 쩐다): When you encounter the incredibly awesome, cool, or outrageous, even if the awesome is not said out loud.

A: What? Isn't she pretty?
B: IMHO she is more than pretty, she is jjeonda

by Sexydimma February 9, 2015

Jason

Jason is a cute and funny guy. Jason loves to talk and spend time with a person he cherish and Jason normally has friend named Genevieve and one or the other will fall for another.Jason is a confident guy that would do anything to for his lover.Jason is special from other guys just notice how he is different from other guys and you will want your self a Jason, Unless your out of luck and es with a Genevieve.
Physically Attractive
Mentally Attractive
Emotionally Attractive

Jason : wanna grab a drink Me: (In head OMFG YES YES!!!!!) Ok!

Jason i want your babies every one of them!

Omg did you see what Jason Xu did for his Bae omg I would die for a boy like that!

OMG Jason remembered !!! awww!!

by not your bixxnezzzzzz October 28, 2015