A complete asshole with a passion to want to fuck. A guy who tries to get with every girl. Ivan is a guy who will tell lies to a girl to think that it's true love but it's not, just sex, and will treat every girl with no respect. Would ask for nudes as well. They think they are the shit when they aren't. Just trash with a little bit of shit on top who will only date a girl for their body. Look up ass, that's Ivan. A person that will make girls cry and want to die. Ivan just would not care to fall in love, just be with girls for sex, who lies when they said I love you. By the way Ivan would be in a porno with the smallest penis.
Ivan: a FUCKBOI, arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead.
Hey! Zach your an Ivan be proud to be an asshole
Hey! Zach your an Ivan be proud to be an asshole
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A male who is fun-sized, cute, funny, nice, sexy, VERY perverted, helpful, and a troll. He would like many girls but only a few that he would really like. He's always down on himself but he doesn't know that he actually has a nice life and many people love him. If you ever needed help in a game, he would help you. He would actually make you pro. He might be fun-sized but he has a lot of fun in him. He is a jerk too but he jokes around. Once you date this guy, if you break his heart his friends would kill your ass
by Super Duper Uber Cool Person July 6, 2011
Get the Ivan McMuffin mug.An imaginary pair of Russian doctors that tend to advertise Russian Standard Vodka in the middle of their show, being Russian they don't use their own patient, or have any medical training at all! They steal a doctors patient and usually get caught, 95% of the time they will be caught and it will result in a Benny Hill chase.
Person A: Hey, did you see the Igor and Ivan show?
Person B: Hell yeah, those doctors caught 'em though, too bad Jet Li died on the table because of them.
Person B: Hell yeah, those doctors caught 'em though, too bad Jet Li died on the table because of them.
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Get the Igor and Ivan mug.Ivan is not what he seems. He will turn on you in an instant, for he only accepts what benefits himself. Many will approve of Ivan, but when you peel off his artificial personality you will see what really has been bestowed upon you. The average Ivan is male and gets what he wants through brute force. An Ivan may also use you. Ivan will use your natural sympathy against you. Because once you have been in trapped with his ability to make you feel bad for him, you will suddenly lose everything you had. The average Ivan has a good haircut and an oversized under chin. He will make it seem as though he is a piece of shit and when he gets you to acknowledge that you will never want to lose him.
“Woooooooow, this kid just told me that he has no friends and that he wants me to be his friend. Must be an Ivan.”
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Get the Ivan mug.1) To have a hissy fit if things aren't ironed. (Read: To be anal...)
2) To have the mission of stamping out ignorance in the world by answering questions as though whoever asked them are complete mendicants.
2) To have the mission of stamping out ignorance in the world by answering questions as though whoever asked them are complete mendicants.
A- Dude, what time is it?
Ivan- You fucking tool, you don't know what time it is? Oh you are the most pompous ass I've ever heard of. Pssssh...
A- Dude, don't Ivan it up or I'll headbutt the fuck out of you.
Ivan- I'm going to go iron my sheets.
A- I hate you.
Ivan- You fucking tool, you don't know what time it is? Oh you are the most pompous ass I've ever heard of. Pssssh...
A- Dude, don't Ivan it up or I'll headbutt the fuck out of you.
Ivan- I'm going to go iron my sheets.
A- I hate you.
by john mcsmhicithcuffster July 21, 2004
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