Spam Surfing

The act of a spammer on a forum going to a long-dead (and usually extremely stupid) thread, and then spamming it a lot so it becomes on the front page.

Noobs are our Friends!

Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM

Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM

Spammer: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Spammer: Woot Im Spam Surfing!

by Xskull July 1, 2007

surfing sniffles

A skill you may possess if using the suggest function on the website: dating-profile-generator .org .uk

What skills do you have? (e.g. leadership, carving)

Answer: surfing sniffles

by aceqwerty911 January 20, 2017

Surf and Turf

When you have a dick in your butt while you have your dick in a butt

Matt: You excited for the three some with Tammy?
Tom: Yes, but none of that surf and turf shit…

by SloppySam November 6, 2021

doom surfing

scrolling the internet incessantly looking for content to share about the pandemic, often spreading misinformation and shock value content

“She’s been doom surfing for the last 12 hours”

by ashainova March 29, 2020

surf turkey

If you buy volcom jeans at the pacific sun, you're a surf turkey. If you own a fitted DC hat, you're a surf turkey. If you can't surf or ride a skateboard properly, you're most definitely a surf turkey. If you visit Florida from Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, or anywhere else in the Southern Region and walk into Plus Skateshop, you're most probably a surf turkey. Daggers for life!

Anyone who brags about how much weed they smoke, is definitely a surf turkey.

Any surf turkey who spends all of his money at the local skate shop, so he can be the illest nagrum.

Fuck Life to all the surf turkey fools.

by [e-mail] July 11, 2007

stall surfing

Surfing the web on your smart phone while dropping a duece.

"I had burritos for lunch and spent the afternoon in the bathroom stall surfing"

by Kuhnbar666 April 16, 2010

Surf Nazi

A racist surfer. These assholes reside mostly in Southern California (San Diego to be more precise). The surf by day and beat up minorities by night.

While stargazing on Ocean Beach with my girlfriend, we witnessed several Surf Nazis attack a gay African-American couple with baseball bats.

by Timbo_J_Tool July 14, 2003