red wedding

A total disaster; a sudden event resulting in a complete change of fortunate among rivals, involving immense loss on one side and the total triumph of the other, often involving a carefully planned betrayal and brutal bloodletting. Based upon the "Red Wedding" event in "Game of Thrones".

Microsoft's 2013 reorganization was a complete red wedding, with engineers playing the Lannisters triumphant over their organizational rivals.

by rewinn July 12, 2013

Red Forman

Man who will stick his foot up your ass. Origin: That 70's Show.

If you crash the Vista Cruiser, Eric...I'll crash -my- foot into -your- ass.

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 05, 2005

Red Mist

A feeling of extreme competitiveness or anger that temporarily clouds one's judgment.

When that guy cut me off, the red mist washed over and all I could think about was catching him.

Put a bunch of buddies on fast bikes and just watch the red mist rise...

by gpTT January 11, 2004

red notebook

it means duh. something as obvius as a bright red notebook

when im trying to eat?? duh, red notebook!

by MrSquiggles June 07, 2011

red pillow

A males attempt to engage in a threesome by bringing a red pillow into the room where his friend and a girl are having sex.

"When Joe came into the room holding his red pillow, I knew it was time to pull my pants up."

by woodchipper April 16, 2008

red

A chinky eyed man with sexy thighs and juicy lips.

Hey look at that red, hes hot!

by gina chi June 11, 2005

Red turkey

When you slap someone so hard its red and shaped like a turkey, and i hurts like a mofo!

Guy 1. Hey! Why'd you give me a red turkey! It really hurts!
Guy 2. Eh, i was bored.
Guy 1. douche!

by ave boss December 09, 2013