illish

Illish implies "ill shit", which can be used to describe cool stuff.

Damn, you hear GZA's new album

Yeh, their rhymes be illish, yo.

by Adam Jacobs November 7, 2006

illimatic

The coolest thing around, very popular, the "hot" new thing. A way of saying something is very cool. Could also be used as illimaticness.

"Yo check out these fresh shoes I just got"
"Damn, those are illimatic"

by Jeff Marcus May 29, 2009

penis illin

what happens to your junk after fuckin' a skank.

I banged a two dolla' ho, now my penis illin' and i need penicillin.

by verbalvomit2003 July 9, 2003

Illinois

A state full of poverty, murder, and broke school districts. “A pretty awful place” - most Illinoisans

Man I’m broker than the state of Illinois

by Megb2018 January 1, 2018

Vagina Illiterate

One who is oblivious to the looks, feels, in some cases tastes and smells of a vagina. In the sense of actual vaginal interaction. Somebody who has never seen a vagina in real life, touched a vagina in real life, gone down on a girl with a vagina in real life. Doesn't know to much about the vagina, other than the fact that girls have them.

Guy 1: "So you and your girlfriend were together all night yesterday, have you even tried to make a move dude?!"

Guy 2: "Uh, Of course I have dude! We have been together for over two months! Shit!"

Guy 1: "Oh really? So what have you done then? Have you even fingered her yet?"

Guy 2: Uh ofcourse I have! I do it all the time, especially when....when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah."

Guy 1: "Ok bullshit! You haven't made a move have you! If you have then what does a vagina feel like?!"

Guy 2: "Uhm.... it feels like....uh.. well yuh see.....its kinda like...."

Guy 1: " I knew you! You don't even know! You are so Vagina Illiterate !"

Guy 2: " I am not Vagina Illiterate

by Paynfulone July 30, 2009

illiteration

the use of illiteracy and general lack of knowledge of the english language to embarass oneself.

"I don't have a car. Your going to half to take me their."
"That was a horrifying display of illiteration. I hope you cry yourself to sleep tonight."

by Pancho Industries, LLC May 4, 2006

Illiteracey

N. A common disease where people cannot spell and or use correct grammer.
Root word: Illiterate

Illiteracey is vast throughout the populous.

by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Zager November 29, 2003