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Irish-American

Americans who realise (or not)that everyone else in the world thinks they are retards and so desperately try to cling onto some other form of identity. Their surname is Irish thus almost proving that about 5 generations ago they must have had an Irish relative. They are therefore at least 1/32th Irish - the other 31/32th's are irrelevant - only the surname counts. Irish-Americans have most likely never been to Ireland and display no Irish traits and to anyone else would appear only American. However, they are still Irish and you should address them as such. The fact that most white American blood is that of the dastardly English is irrelevant.
Just about every American I've met described themselves as Irish-American, and I lived there. If it's not Irish then it's German, Swedish, Scottish etc. etc. Never ever English.
by SmartColin April 18, 2006
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irish music

The best music in the world yes by the way I am Irish ☘️ not telling you specifics btw it contains a banjo flute an fiddle
He dude Irish music is the best
by Irish ☘️ JJ May 30, 2018
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Irish

To tell a story with all the important details included
You probably feel like you were there cause I gave you the Irish on it
C’mon, tell me everything - Give me the Irish on it!
by Jul369 December 2, 2019
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Irish latte

A guy ejaculates into a girls anus then inserts a vibrator into anus to fluff semen. Girl then pours hot coffee into his anus then squats over him and squirts the fluffed semen from her anus into his anus. Girl then drinks mixer out of his anus.
Connie drank a irish latte out if Alec's hairy butthole.
by Bonnie roast beef October 3, 2022
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tall irish man

Shut up tall Irish man”said Edward angrily to Tristan the tall Irish man
by NOTATallirishman September 13, 2020
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Smoking it Irish

Smoking a cigarette or rollie without a filter.
When he smokes his rollie he is Smoking it Irish
by Coco17555 December 12, 2019
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irish

Irish: The race that saved civilization.

The race that put the 'ire' in Eire!

The race that produced the some of the world's most gorgeous human beings.

The race that included the most humorous human beings.

The race that produced some of the finest writers and social commentators.

The race created to make the English humble.

The race that clearly had the most fun on the Titanic.

The race that reminds us to believe in all things magical: leprechauns, fairies, rainbows, unicorns, four leaf clovers and pots of gold.

The race that reminds us of the power of story.

The race that knows how to die with aplomb.

The race that wrote the book on working hard & playing harder.

The race that knows the strength of family.

The race with the loveliest sweaters.

The race who know dancing cures many an ill.

The race that respects animals.

The race that creates the hottest firemen and officers.

The race you would want to be if you could choose!
And on top of all that:

The race that created 'Father Ted'

Enough Said!! ;)

(Gratefully not responsible for 'Lucky Charms' Cereal or Tom Cruise however tasty both may be...)
"If it ain't Irish, it's just not that funny."
by Scousefrog June 21, 2009
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