sudden death illness

A mild illness that comes very soon after another mild illness. For example, when you have a flu and about a week before you had strep throat. The reason it's called sudden death is because it's the second round of your illness problems, as it were, and also it makes a morbid pun.

She had a sudden death illness that day, and she was sort of bummed, because that day she'd missed a big potluck at the community center.

by A. Square May 19, 2014

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niko stefan ikonen

best boyfriend you can ask for

i hooked up with this guy last week, hes such a niko stefan ikonen

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Due to illness.

A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.

Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.

by Another pseudonymal August 3, 2022

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non-psychiatric illness

An illness where the doctors could find a tangible cause through modern methods of divination (such as blood tests and x-rays) and therefore feel confident that potions, cutting, and the application of poisons with powerful paradoxical mojo will surely work and not be wasted. Such illnesses are called "structural", the opposite of which is "functional." When divination methods fail or produce ambiguous results, the patient is said to have a functional or psychiatric illness and is given specific time periods to bitch and moan about imaginary problems. This is not considered respectable because it fails to promote the position and power of the medical profession.

-You know how that weirdo Craig acts like such a psycho, crying all the time, yelling, making no sense, frothing at the mouth and all kinds of other scary shit?
-Oh yeah, I told the dude straight up that he needs professional help.
-OMG, dude! Turns out they did an x-ray on his head. It's all kinds of messed up in there. Turns out Craig has a non-psychiatric illness.
-No way! That is so weird. Well, anyone who acts like that needs professional help anyway, IMHO.

by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

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Repetitive Respiration Illness

Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing”

Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.

Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …

by BABA HOOHA December 20, 2022

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The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.

I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.

by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024

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