Cracker-Ass Honky

A white person (usually male), who comes across as "square" to black people. He has no swagger. He possesses none of the essential characteristics of someone to whom others easily relate.

An un-hip whitey.

(1) If you had to look this up, you are probably a cracker-ass honky!

(2) Stephen Baldwin is a cracker-ass honky.

by Jick Rames, Snitch! December 17, 2011

hook up

1. In middle school: holding hands and hugging
2. In high school: making out, fondling, handjobs and blowjobs
3. In college: drunken one night stands
4. Beyond college: wild sex

1. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after school yesterday.
Middle school girls: "oooooh!"

2. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after prom.
High school friends: "tell me more about this!"

3. Sean and Jennifer hooked up during the wild frat party.
College broskis: "yeaah, good for you, man!"

4. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after they got wasted at the bar.
Anyone: "casual sex? whatever, happens all the time."

And that's how people hook up.

by Grandma Maxie July 19, 2011

Hoody Hoo

A expression of joy, used by the comic, "Knight's of the dinner table"

Also is a pixie battle Cry

Hoody Hoo! I back bob up with my HackMaster +12!

by Lucas Hamel March 24, 2004

Logan Hook

A larger, rounder, blacker version of the male penis. It is god given, to any male born with the name of Logan.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, it was so big!"

Girl 2: "Would you call it a Logan Hook?"

Girl 1: "No way, that's monster sized."

by Blanche Williams November 3, 2008

Snook Hook

The Act of Turing Around and Delivring a Sucker Punch To a Guidette

At the club, Michelle was being a bitch, so Wallace gave Michelle a nice Snook Hook

by IhateGuidos December 21, 2009

Reverse Captain Hook

Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.

Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"

by TylerDurden6969 October 24, 2011

hookerbacon

The crusty strips of dried up cum that you can peel off the vagina lips of an unbathed hooker.

That bitch had a couple peices of hookerbacon hanging out the bottom of her shorts.

by Kayle December 1, 2006