helen keller

verb.
When you're looking for something without any idea where it is... to figure something out without conventional help.

We're lost. Want to stop and ask for directions? Nah, I'll just Helen Keller my way there.

by PepperdineLex March 27, 2007

Helen Keller

A drip coffee with 6 add shots. A coffee drink so strong, you can't see or hear anything after imbibing.

Joe: Want a red eye this morning, Bob?
Bob: Nah, give me a Helen Keller! I don't want to see or hear anything at work!!

by jibba_my_nibba December 1, 2010

helen keller bj

This is done when you are standing, and a girl is on her knees giving you oral sex. Just before you cum pull you shaft out of her mouth, while at the same time boxing both her ears at the same time. Then finish by exploding into her eyes. When this is done right she should be deaf, blind and feel dumb for letting you do it to her.

I recently became single because i gave my EX Girlfriend the helen keller bj treatment

by iceman marcus November 29, 2009

aunty Helen

Helen Clark - New Zealand's second female prime minister. At one time Forbes magazine ranked her as the 38th most powerful woman in the world.

In New Zealand non European-descent ethnic groups refer to their elders as 'uncle' or aunty'. Helen Clark is widely supported among the various ethnic groups in New Zealand.

Her detractors often refer to her as 'uncle Helen' in an attempt to describe her appearance and/or demeanour.

Random guy 1: Kia ora aunty Helen! Howzit goin'?
Prime Minister Clark: Kia ora mate! Not too bad aye.
Random guy 2: Bugger me! It's uncle Helen.. piss of ya lesbo!

by LGD October 12, 2007

Queen Helen

Helen Clark, Prime Minister of New Zealand's gynocracy. Easily identifiable by her bad teeth, terrible haircut and most noticeably her incredibly low voice which makes her sound like a man. Can usually be seen around central Helengrad (Wellington, NZ) wearing a lime green or dark brown trouser suit and exercising control over her kingdom.

"My name's Helen and I used to be a man"

by John_T June 25, 2005

St Helens

Not a small town at all. It has a population of just under 200,000. But the other entries about it being a shit-hole are right.

St Helens

by Greg Denmark December 26, 2010

Helen Keller

Being so drunk that you can't see, hear, or make proper sentences.

"I don't think I've seen Jessica so drunk before last night"

"Yeah, she was Helen Keller for sure"
drunk

by lovefromlucyinthesky September 22, 2011