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dick harmonica

When two biological males stand front to front and skotch tape their dicks together. (As supposedly done by Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez when they wanted one girl to give them both head.)
"Well, there's two of us and one of her... Let's do that dick harmonica then."
by Jackie's Pet Human May 30, 2006
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HardOCP

Crap website run by a dumb fat texan
hardocp = worst site ever
by R0bstarr April 6, 2003
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Hammocking

The act of “69ing” on a hammock, except when the male is about to reach climax, the female forces the man to ejaculate into his own mouth/facial area, impregnating the woman with his own face.
man #1: “Hey did you hear about what Dalton did on the 4th of July?”

man #2: “No, what’d he do?”
man #1: “He totally was hammocking with his girlfriend!”
man #2: “No way! That’s sick!”
by Johnny Asswipe IV September 23, 2022
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hammock driver

Having sex in a hammock at a party whilst very intoxicated, the girl has to have large breasts as the breats are to cave in on the males face during fornication.
Where's Chris right now man? Oh he's off having a hammock driver right now, wait till his girlfriend hears about this.
by blake stephens January 9, 2008
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harmonicrap

n. / v. a person, or used to describe a person of limited musical skill that believes his or her only harmonica, in the key of C, can be used to play any song, as well as to play continuously through every song, never acknowledging the vocalist or lead guitar player.
n. That wasn't a harmonica, it sounded so terrible it could only be a harmonicrap.

v. That harmonicrap player tortured the song, "Stormy Monday, he was playing over the vocals, and it wasn't even in the right key.
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Hamocon

a group/family of awesome people born and raised in Hawai'i
mess with one, you mess with all of them
hard workers who like to get it pumping
A Hamocon was at my house today.
moke bomb obey
by hawaiian terms January 18, 2010
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Harmony Public Schools

A place where the teacher is always right, and where parents send children to avoid the filth of "public schools", not to mention the ottoman empire rejoicing in various parts of Texas to create this absolute monarchy, the first ever in America.
I send my children to Harmony Public Schools because they treat autistic children the same as normal children, this is why I support LGBTQ!
by Soner Tarim August 14, 2018
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