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to be without worry to be able to laugh and enjoy your life without being scared of what's going to happen next to be able to make your children happy
by mkrb March 20, 2015
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Slapping a random person (they can be on the bus, walking down the street, whatever) whilst recording the act with a video camera phone. It's a very unfortunate London phenomenon. Attackers are usually yoots (ghetto versions of chavs) thinking they are rudeboys. Victims are usually boys around the same age as the attackers, but it's not unknown for victims to be older, or even women. Sometimes the tables are turned, as there are videos going around where the attacker is happy slapped by the victim. More power to the victims, I say. The act is totally random, so be on the lookout for a group of pussified yoots pointing their camera phone (that their mum bought) at you.
Slapping a random person (they can be on the bus, walking down the street, whatever) whilst recording the act with a video camera phone. It's a very unfortunate London phenomenon. Attackers are usually yoots (ghetto versions of chavs) thinking they are rudeboys. Victims are usually boys around the same age as the attackers, but it's not unknown for victims to be older, or even women. Sometimes the tables are turned, as there are videos going around where the attacker is happy slapped by the victim. More power to the victims, I say. The act is totally random, so be on the lookout for a group of pussified yoots pointing their camera phone (that their mum bought) at you.
I hope to God that one day a happy slap victim is a psycho and shanks the happy slapper in the face.
If you get happy slapped, grab the camera phone and smash it on the ground.
If you get happy slapped, grab the camera phone and smash it on the ground.
by hatehumanity November 30, 2004
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Get the happy days mug.The act of sex when performed following a drug bender that has left you so strung out that no amount of stimulants are going to perk your ass up.
"Dude! While you were winning the gold medal for your participation in the drug olympics that chick you brought home with you took a nap after she came down off all that molly and mushrooms the both of you took. That heater just woke up a few moments ago and went straight for the 1,4B. I figure any moment now she will be in your room hoping your mister happy can provide her some attention. Take the blue pill fast. Happy Dinosaur Riding!"
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