happening

when black people are close. It is a very dangerous situation when african americans come close.

Stay away from the happening. The happening is near. Stephen, Gio, and Mike run away from the happening.

by jawnski caltastephen December 31, 2010

wham bam what the fuck just happened

a phrase used in sports when one is confused about the situation.

wham bam what the fuck just happened?

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

And then this happened

A phrase you would say to someone just before pulling a gag on them, or otherwise completely wrecking their game.

Bill: "Dude, I had the worst, rotten-ass day, so I came home and poured myself a cold one."

Frank: "And then THIS happened."

*knocks the drink out of his hand to the floor*

by MysteryJuice July 30, 2010

Happenstache

Facial hair, especially on the upper lip, that grows due to laziness.

"I came by this stupid hipster look purely by happenstache."

by jmunchie April 26, 2012

What be happenin' ma brudda?

That dude off Ed's made up catchphrase. You know the one, called Ed 'Bosco' a lot, ended up on Reaper for a while as a gay demon. Anyhoo...

Dude off Ed: What be happenin' ma brudda?
Ed: Is that your new catchphrase?

by redyakuza May 17, 2009

So this happened

Let me show you a real thing that may be funny at one level but had/has unfortunate consequences.

So this happened (insert a photo of me after my 4 year-old daughter cut my hair)

by TheDonaldJTrump May 13, 2016

what's the worst that could happen?

Kick Ass Movie

"Let's steal some shit. Somethin about a ring. Gay guy with dogs. The End"

Man i was watchin that movie,what's the worst that could happen? it gave me a bonerection. uhhh!

by the mello December 29, 2007