Group glazed ham

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass

We all gave her a group glazed ham

by Andrew November 6, 2004

Gluke

Call of Duty's name for the Glock pistol

1) He just shot me with a gluke!
2) Look, that cop is carrying a gluke.

by Gerginator July 13, 2012

Glazed Donut Dick

A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women

"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"

by themanginger August 3, 2014

chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.

Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

Hot Glaze

The act of gathering a collection of your own semen in a container over several months, heating up the gathered semen in either the microwave or on the stove, and then pouring the hot semen over you partner in bed.

"Dude your Mom loved that hot glaze I gave her last night."
"I ain't fucking that girl, I heard she got a got glaze from Jamie."

by HotGlazethemasses December 18, 2011

Glade

A suck ass town--exit 29 on I-81, close to Abingdon/Bristol. All that live here are mostly rednecks and some want to be thugs, that sell Dope and do drugs on the daily. What a lovely place to live.

I live in Glade Spring.--(suck ass town)

by xoxdeexox January 20, 2009

glaze of glory

After you fuck somebody with a condom and cum in said condom, you carefully lift the bottom ring and let the jizz trickle down to your ballsack while your partner sucks it off.

"Bro, what a closet slut. After I came in the rubber, she hoovered my nutsack and let me give her the glaze of glory."

by Dirty Mel October 5, 2011