Gerald

When the ash on your blunt/joint/cigarette gets so long that it looks like Gerald's hair from Hey Arnold.

"Yo bro, ash that Gerald!"

by ThatArielleChick September 26, 2011

Garlache

A big, fat, puffy, "beluga-looking" girl who thinks that she is hot.

Queen Latifah must be the world's most famous garlache.
-Who'z that garlache ?
-Oh dude, it's Rachel on the stage at monkey's g-string contest.

by gsl April 14, 2006

Thomas Gerlach

A great philosopher, commonly called g master swag by his undeserving pupils. He bestows his great knowledge to those who come whether they deserve it or not.

Pupil:Hey G-Master-Swag
Thomas Gerlach: Cheater, get out wise-fool.

by SophoclesTheGreek November 1, 2012

James Geraghty

(N): Jim Geraghty (pronounced: Gare-uh-tee)of the handsomus Mawfahkuhian phylum is rarely seen in the wild these days, he usually spends his time hunting and gathering reconciliations, which he is quite akeen to, being able to determine issues on pure feel as opposed to sight. Also possessing an unbelievalbly large dome, he is incapable of fitting hats which made him very sad on graduation day. He posses a high trivia accumen thereby not being succeptible to being tronned very easily.

In reccent years the term has morphed more into a state of being than personified in the flesh. Whereupon to be "Geraghtyian" means to be cool beyond belief. He tries to impart Geraghtyian principles on to his disciples although at times trick ass noobs like Salsa can't comprehend the level of JG's understanding of cool.

James Geraghty imparts his Geraghtyian beliefs to tron all noobs.

by I'm Grizzly Adams.......bitches. April 1, 2005

Gerald

A rapist that indulges only in little kids. Usually has a bulbous head

Watch out little Becky and Timmy, Gerald comes out at night

by Suwoop4747 September 17, 2016

Gerald

The strong silent type. Very muchly of Cuban descent. Holds the universe together in his bare hands. His only weakness is water that is not deemed pure by The magical unicorn fairies of angels of God. He can be a homicidal maniac and will fuck you up. you're only warning is if he bursts into rapid fire spanish. you can run, but you won't run far because he will create a crater and it will suck your soul from yo' body!

Guy 1: F*** YOU GERALD!!!
Guy 2: dude shut the hell up! do you wanna be sucked into a soul sucking crater???
Guy 1: oh my gawd it's true...
Gerald: Voy a pisar el patio de su cuerpo que culo agujero!!!
Guy 2: don't try to run....
Guy 1: Nooooooooooo-------
Gerald: mmmmm sooooouuullllssss....

by FreeSnickers October 6, 2011

gelacio

A stupid Mexican that eats everything. If you know him just watch out he DOES Bit.

Gelacio stop eating the cardboard box.

by AHDJNAJND March 29, 2019