smug fucker 

the all knowing - or seemingly all knowing - creep in the crowd who feels the need to promote themselves solely on the basis of of their little bit of focused knowledge.

"Because of my deep knowledge and experience, I will enlighten you on the correct way to view this perspective."

(thought bubble of everyone else in the room) "blow it out your ass, smug fucker"

smug fucker by groundedsteve December 28, 2011

Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker

An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.

The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers

Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker by Pledgemaster November 24, 2012

shut your fucking face uncle fucker

A song from the south park movie.Sung by two Canadian actors.

The song shut your fucking face uncle fucker is my favorite one from south park.

shut your fucking face uncle fucker by GEPH April 29, 2016

Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker 

An alcoholic shooter consisting of:

1/3 Whiskey
1/3 Tequila
1/3 151 Proof Rum

A popular shooter in western Canada and the northwest USA. Hard to stomach, hence the name. This shooter doesn't have a desirable taste, so it is most often bought for others. A common birthday shot.

"It was Tim's birthday, so of course I bought him a Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker!"

Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker by canadianbacon11 October 28, 2008

pelican fucker 

Anybody who works for BP or Exxon.

Tony Heyward is a pelican fucker and owes an infinite debt to society.

pelican fucker by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

slut fucker 

Someone who craves fucking sluts, and only sluts. They get off on the high possibility of catching vd's and std's. They often also don't wear condoms as this increases the chance of diseases and enhances the pleasure.

Dewy: Man, ur such a slut fucker.
Nello: Wat's wrong with that?
Dewy: The fact u crave walking std's.
Nello: Man that shit is hot
Dewy: Ur a freak

slut fucker by dewy June 21, 2006

Cloud fucker 

A predisposition to lie or greatly exaggerates about ones sexual conquests.

-noun. C-lau-d fa-huk-er

1. Mr. Wilson didn't see any inconsistency between his recollection about shagging that chick who left the club at the same time as he did last night. Even though she didn't actually leave with him as she returned after failing to get a taxi/cab and spent rest of the night in my bed. Mr. Wilson; he may be a drinking buddy but what a cloud fucker.

2. By his own account, Mr. Smith was a rebellious young man. Among Harvard music majors, he was known as a cloud fucker.

Cloud fucker by Al Cawdrey September 26, 2009