Calakta: I hate foreskin
Johnny foreskin: bitch
Calakta: *gets submerged in foreskin*
Johnny foreskin: die bitch
Johnny foreskin: bitch
Calakta: *gets submerged in foreskin*
Johnny foreskin: die bitch
by Meat itteruptted June 23, 2023
by Tiks Farang May 15, 2018
An ancient Chinese fighting tactic where the aggressor uses his foreskin to wrap around the fingers of the aggressed and subdue them.
This is an ancient tactic being 3000 years old and being used by maser Xao-Wrang Chao, the 3rd temple of the Panda Family.
This is an ancient tactic being 3000 years old and being used by maser Xao-Wrang Chao, the 3rd temple of the Panda Family.
by The only skibidi goat January 26, 2025
A Nibba whom'st circumcised
by 2c3r2c3232 June 02, 2019
rumple foreskin
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
by Hunkle October 04, 2022
The little indent in the foreskin of a circumcised man. Is a byproduct of shoddy work from the pediatrician. Can only be fixed with more circumcision or removal of the penis.
by Foreskin Definer May 23, 2024
Mithus Foreskin; the longest, darkest and most beautiful foreskin known to man, which belongs to a man called Mithus.
Visual Description:
Mithus foreskin is a deep, velvety shade of rich, dark brown that carries the depth and intensity of a moonless night. The color of his foreskin can be likened to the glossy sheen of polished mahogany, smooth yet full of life, with hints of warm undertones—like the glow of amber or the subtle, golden hues of evening light filtering through the trees. It has an almost liquid quality when it catches the light, shifting in tone as he moves, with highlights of copper and bronze that emerge from his foreskin when the sun touches it just right.
His foreskin carries a subtle resilience, as though it is accustomed to the elements and has developed a natural defense over time. In moments of movement, you might notice a graceful shift in its tone, as light reflects off his body in a dance of natural radiance, revealing undertones of gold or a deep, reddish-brown depending on the light. It gives his appearance a powerful, almost magnetic presence, and the feeling that his foreskin tells stories of strength, vitality, and life.
Visual Description:
Mithus foreskin is a deep, velvety shade of rich, dark brown that carries the depth and intensity of a moonless night. The color of his foreskin can be likened to the glossy sheen of polished mahogany, smooth yet full of life, with hints of warm undertones—like the glow of amber or the subtle, golden hues of evening light filtering through the trees. It has an almost liquid quality when it catches the light, shifting in tone as he moves, with highlights of copper and bronze that emerge from his foreskin when the sun touches it just right.
His foreskin carries a subtle resilience, as though it is accustomed to the elements and has developed a natural defense over time. In moments of movement, you might notice a graceful shift in its tone, as light reflects off his body in a dance of natural radiance, revealing undertones of gold or a deep, reddish-brown depending on the light. It gives his appearance a powerful, almost magnetic presence, and the feeling that his foreskin tells stories of strength, vitality, and life.
Mithus: "Mithus Foreskin."
by Areeb Bhatti January 02, 2025